Soyfucker Comic Zine

Hey  folks,

I know there’s been problems with the store lately, and for a long time Erika assumed it was a compatibility issue with Firefox. She assumed, because she is a weak, hairless humanoid with no brains who would freeze to death after one night in the forest.

Anyway, I’ve been on the case and it turns out she didn’t install the store platform correctly on the website, so I’ll be fixing that later today. I have to do it while my supervisor at the mortgage firm isn’t looking (what?! You think shit in the forest is free? There’s a black market in that bitch more brutal than a prison, so don’t judge me for having a 9-to-5). So it may not happen till later tonight when I can get back to the hollowed-out log where I live and hop on my MacBook. At any rate, I’ll let you know on the website and on our Facebook page (and by default, Twitter) when it’s fully functional.

Thanks for your patience in not tearing Erika limb from limb and eating her tender innards. It’s tempting, trust me, I know.

Xoxo Sassquatch